Parents' Time Out

Adult conversations and honest parents are not figments of your imagination.
 
HomeFAQRegisterLog in
Search
 
 

Display results as :
 
Rechercher Advanced Search
Top posters
Kapi
 
ronin
 
Mon
 
Hangers
 
asi9
 
Kissie
 
Noodle
 
mtlchick28
 
Faemum
 
mrsbraden
 
Join our Facebook group!
Parents' Time Out

Promote Your Page Too
Latest topics
» Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:40 am by Mon

» Saving my muffin recipes
Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:49 am by Kapi

» Forrest's Favorite Recipes from the other site
Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:01 am by asi9

» Best Covers
Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:11 pm by Ghost Dog

» Bridesmaids = Awesome
Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:57 pm by Ghost Dog

» How to keep a little girl entertained for hours on end
Mon May 30, 2011 10:30 am by ronin

» awesome multigrain waffles
Fri May 27, 2011 12:12 pm by Kapi

» cool dancers
Fri May 27, 2011 11:01 am by Kapi

» Kids say the Darnedest Things
Mon May 16, 2011 3:47 pm by Hangers

Poll
We're now on Facebook....
....OMG awesome!!
40%
 40% [ 2 ]
....OMG what were you thinking?!
20%
 20% [ 1 ]
....OMG a chicken!!
20%
 20% [ 1 ]
....OMG you are such a tool!!
0%
 0% [ 0 ]
....OMG Mear got 30% off at Kohls!!
20%
 20% [ 1 ]
Total Votes : 5
Statistics
We have 20 registered users
The newest registered user is 3bubs4me

Our users have posted a total of 3191 messages in 251 subjects

Share | 
 

 Babies are disgusting

Go down 
AuthorMessage
Kapi
BudWEISer Buddy
BudWEISer Buddy
avatar

Posts : 776
Reputation : 40
Join date : 2011-02-19

PostSubject: Babies are disgusting   Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:23 am

Colin got up with the kids this morning so I could sleep in, but it meant that Patrick's breakfast was delayed by about an hour and a half, no biggie, he was happy the whole time, but I woke up covered in milk cause my boob exploded. Then after he ate, I'm guessing cause the milk was faster or richer or something, he puked it all up, all over the both of us. So I clean us up, I sit down to finally finish my morning coffee and he has a blow-out. Gross. We are now both covered in poop. I clean us up AGAIN, and as I have him naked on the change table, about to put his diaper on, he poops again, right onto my hand.

Babies are disgusting. yuk And I still haven't finished my coffee. angry

_________________
Back to top Go down
asi9
Dancing Cucumber
Dancing Cucumber
avatar

Posts : 214
Reputation : 18
Join date : 2011-02-19

PostSubject: Re: Babies are disgusting   Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:55 am

Laughing guess you're having one of them days...
Back to top Go down
ronin
Admin
Admin
avatar

Posts : 645
Reputation : 42
Join date : 2011-02-09

PostSubject: Re: Babies are disgusting   Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:19 pm

I'm going to mark this post to refer back to if I ever forget what it's like to have a new baby and start to want one. Laughing
Back to top Go down
http://parentstimeout.forumotion.com
Kapi
BudWEISer Buddy
BudWEISer Buddy
avatar

Posts : 776
Reputation : 40
Join date : 2011-02-19

PostSubject: Re: Babies are disgusting   Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:24 pm

I'm happy to help. My brother constantly refer to my kids as the best birth control in the world Very Happy He sees them probably about once a month or so for only a couple of hours at a time, and my kids are usually fairly well behaved around him. He still says that's all he ever needs to know he doesn't want any haha

_________________
Back to top Go down
mtlchick28
Entertainment Mod
Entertainment Mod
avatar

Posts : 143
Reputation : 10
Join date : 2011-02-19

PostSubject: Re: Babies are disgusting   Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:47 pm

Thank you for this. This just reinforces the fact that I NEVER want anymore kids. Ever! Laughing
Back to top Go down
Kapi
BudWEISer Buddy
BudWEISer Buddy
avatar

Posts : 776
Reputation : 40
Join date : 2011-02-19

PostSubject: Re: Babies are disgusting   Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:58 am

I know this is old, but I just felt the need to reiterate.

Babies are DISGUSTING!

I had Patrick in the backpack while i was doing my chores when I felt his butt rumble so I went to the change table and took him down. None of his poop actually landed in his diaper, it ALL went up his backside, covering him, me and my backpack in nasty dayglow orange poop. My shirt is ruined I swear, though I'm soaking it in oxyclean just to try. But holy fuck am I sick and tired of being covered in baby waste. Yesterday I was holding him and he puked on the floor without me noticing and I stepped in it. GROSS.

_________________
Back to top Go down
Hangers
Chit Chat Mod
Chit Chat Mod
avatar

Posts : 293
Reputation : 5
Join date : 2011-02-20

PostSubject: Re: Babies are disgusting   Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:18 am

Embarassed they outgrow it I swear...at some point. lol
Back to top Go down
Kapi
BudWEISer Buddy
BudWEISer Buddy
avatar

Posts : 776
Reputation : 40
Join date : 2011-02-19

PostSubject: Re: Babies are disgusting   Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:30 am

I know. Sarah's a pretty clean kid now, and Kaleb is good unless you get him near a mud puddle (yay spring Rolling Eyes ) but that's just cold comfort when I'm trying to decide if I should start cleaning up the poop dripping down my back first or the poop in his hair kwim? Very Happy

_________________
Back to top Go down
Mon
Parenthood Mod
Parenthood Mod
avatar

Posts : 332
Reputation : 13
Join date : 2011-02-20

PostSubject: Re: Babies are disgusting   Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:32 am

That is when you go take a shower with him.

_________________
ww.youravon.com/mmiller6205
Back to top Go down
Kapi
BudWEISer Buddy
BudWEISer Buddy
avatar

Posts : 776
Reputation : 40
Join date : 2011-02-19

PostSubject: Re: Babies are disgusting   Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:06 am

I dropped Sarah in the shower once when she was a baby and have been paranoid about it ever since lol. baths all the way here until you can stand up by yourself and be trusted not jump around in there. Sarah's just now transitioning to showers.

_________________
Back to top Go down
Mon
Parenthood Mod
Parenthood Mod
avatar

Posts : 332
Reputation : 13
Join date : 2011-02-20

PostSubject: Re: Babies are disgusting   Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:13 am

The girls always take a bath with me. That is mainly because they have sonic hearing when I start my bathwater. I don't care what part of the house they are in. They come running.

I can understand being paranoid after dropping one. They do tend to get a little slippery.

_________________
ww.youravon.com/mmiller6205
Back to top Go down
Hangers
Chit Chat Mod
Chit Chat Mod
avatar

Posts : 293
Reputation : 5
Join date : 2011-02-20

PostSubject: Re: Babies are disgusting   Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:50 am

B refused to take a shower until he was damn near 8. Then he started BEGGING...but he kept getting my damn floor wet. angry Laughing he's better now. At the very least he picks up his water mess when he gets out.

I've handed Larry the girls or vice versa in the shower if we are in a hurry...

"hey no time for seperate baths, toss me a kid Laughing " and we will scrub one and hand off, but the other is always in the bathroom to dry said kid as soon as they are done, and of course if there is fear of a slip there is another set of hands close by.


We've only had to do that once or twice with each girl though. Laughing
Back to top Go down
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Babies are disgusting   

Back to top Go down
 
Babies are disgusting
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Two Mummified LA Babies Died In 1930s
» Four dead babies found in suitcases in Dutch attic
» Spitting a disgusting habit.
» milk to share
» Parents killed baby with methodone - and they get bail!

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Parents' Time Out :: Parenthood :: Kids-
Jump to: